LOS ANGELES, CA — The notorious Lavar Ball is in the headlines again for speaking on behalf of his son, Lonzo Ball. SHOCKER. What is it this time? Oh you know, your average line about how the future of the Lakers won’t sign unless his brothers get signed by LA as well.
Lavar stated, “Lonzo will be on his 3rd year and I want let every NBA team know, that Lonzo is not going to resign with the Lakers, but will go to any team, that will take all of my three boys.”
Hey Lavar—no team is going to take all of your three boys. This guy never ceases to amaze with the stuff he says. It’s almost getting to the point where I wouldn’t even be that mad if they traded Lonzo.
In other news, it looks like Lonzo is dropping a mixtape tomorrow. Glad he’s found something to do while he’s been injured the past couple weeks. . .